15 legendary Mumsnet threads
After two decades of Mumsnet, we've rounded up 15 of the most legendary threads in Mumsnet history - from the utterly hilarious to the downright heartwarming.
由Mumsnet总部| Last updated Jul 9, 2021
After two decades of Mumsnet, we've rounded up 15 of the most legendary threads in Mumsnet history - from the utterly hilarious to the downright heartwarming.<\/p>"},{"meta_id":105613,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"body","meta_value":"a:40:{i:0;s:7:\"content\";i:1;s:5:\"image\";i:2;s:6:\"button\";i:3;s:3:\"mpu\";i:4;s:5:\"image\";i:5;s:6:\"button\";i:6;s:5:\"image\";i:7;s:6:\"button\";i:8;s:5:\"image\";i:9;s:6:\"button\";i:10;s:5:\"image\";i:11;s:6:\"button\";i:12;s:5:\"image\";i:13;s:6:\"button\";i:14;s:5:\"image\";i:15;s:6:\"button\";i:16;s:5:\"image\";i:17;s:6:\"button\";i:18;s:5:\"image\";i:19;s:6:\"button\";i:20;s:5:\"image\";i:21;s:6:\"button\";i:22;s:5:\"image\";i:23;s:6:\"button\";i:24;s:5:\"image\";i:25;s:6:\"button\";i:26;s:5:\"image\";i:27;s:6:\"button\";i:28;s:5:\"image\";i:29;s:6:\"button\";i:30;s:5:\"image\";i:31;s:6:\"button\";i:32;s:7:\"content\";i:33;s:6:\"button\";i:34;s:7:\"content\";i:35;s:6:\"button\";i:36;s:3:\"mpu\";i:37;s:7:\"content\";i:38;s:6:\"button\";i:39;s:7:\"content\";}","value":["content","image","button","mpu","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","image","button","content","button","content","button","mpu","content","button","content"]},{"meta_id":149802,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_edit_last","meta_value":"5","value":"5"},{"meta_id":149803,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_expiration-date-status","meta_value":"saved","value":"saved"},{"meta_id":149804,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_edit_lock","meta_value":"1626433986:52","value":"1626433986:52"},{"meta_id":150348,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_metadata_meta_title","meta_value":"field_5ff8482f6b791","value":"field_5ff8482f6b791"},{"meta_id":150349,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_metadata_meta_description","meta_value":"field_5ff848406b792","value":"field_5ff848406b792"},{"meta_id":150350,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"metadata_do_not_allow_indexing","meta_value":"0","value":"0"},{"meta_id":150351,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_metadata_do_not_allow_indexing","meta_value":"field_60255d5f751c0","value":"field_60255d5f751c0"},{"meta_id":150352,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"metadata","meta_value":"","value":""},{"meta_id":150353,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_metadata","meta_value":"field_5fd3830066848","value":"field_5fd3830066848"},{"meta_id":150354,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"show_sponsored_content_disclaimer","meta_value":"0","value":"0"},{"meta_id":150355,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_show_sponsored_content_disclaimer","meta_value":"field_6070087df5508","value":"field_6070087df5508"},{"meta_id":150356,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_standfirst","meta_value":"field_5fd38e9e96b76","value":"field_5fd38e9e96b76"},{"meta_id":150357,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"content_author","meta_value":"8069","value":"8069"},{"meta_id":150358,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_content_author","meta_value":"field_5fd379f22a693","value":"field_5fd379f22a693"},{"meta_id":150359,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"hero_image","meta_value":"8749","value":"8749"},{"meta_id":150360,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_hero_image","meta_value":"field_6006f13821768","value":"field_6006f13821768"},{"meta_id":150515,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_body","meta_value":"field_5ff5e30b00b34","value":"field_5ff5e30b00b34"},{"meta_id":150516,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"default_hub","meta_value":"8067","value":"8067"},{"meta_id":150517,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_default_hub","meta_value":"field_5fd379f22a5f0","value":"field_5fd379f22a5f0"},{"meta_id":150518,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"hub_data_hub_image","meta_value":"","value":""},{"meta_id":150519,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_hub_data_hub_image","meta_value":"field_5ff46fa656d18","value":"field_5ff46fa656d18"},{"meta_id":150520,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"hub_data_hub_title","meta_value":"","value":""},{"meta_id":150521,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_hub_data_hub_title","meta_value":"field_5ff847a9e8dce","value":"field_5ff847a9e8dce"},{"meta_id":150522,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"hub_data_hub_teaser_text","meta_value":"","value":""},{"meta_id":150523,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_hub_data_hub_teaser_text","meta_value":"field_5ff8686325fd2","value":"field_5ff8686325fd2"},{"meta_id":150524,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"hub_data","meta_value":"","value":""},{"meta_id":150525,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_hub_data","meta_value":"field_5fd37e2cba3bd","value":"field_5fd37e2cba3bd"},{"meta_id":150526,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"manual_related_links","meta_value":"","value":""},{"meta_id":150527,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_manual_related_links","meta_value":"field_5fd37f6aba3c0","value":"field_5fd37f6aba3c0"},{"meta_id":150528,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"sponsor","meta_value":"","value":""},{"meta_id":150529,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"_sponsor","meta_value":"field_5fd3805f79998","value":"field_5fd3805f79998"},{"meta_id":152718,"post_id":6992,"meta_key":"body_0_content","meta_value":"
Got a couple of hours to spare? Take a trip down to Classics<\/a> for the very best that Mumsnet has brought us over the last twenty years. From the downright bizarre to threads guaranteed to deliver all the feels, here are our favourites.\u00a0<\/p>","value":" Got a couple of hours to spare? Take a trip down to Classics<\/a> for the very best that Mumsnet has brought us over the last twenty years. 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(Animal lovers, don't fret: it might<\/strong> have been a joke).<\/p> It also features the statement: \u201cHamsters don't dissolve, you're confusing them with aspirin\u201d, which, as one Mumsnetter mused: \u201cMight be one of the finest quotes ever to come out of Mumsnet.\u201d<\/p>","value":" \u201cI wouldn't have done it if it hadn't escaped from its cage and fallen in the stew.\u201d RIP little hamster, what a way to go. 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Shortly after his first taste of pureed broccoli, the bride held him for one of the photos (she likes the idea of herself as a gentle soul), and he filled his nappy with the most repellent substance I've ever smelled. Although he didn't get any on her, she had a faint pooey whiff for the rest of the day.\u201d<\/p> Also see: \u201cNaked 13-month-old on balcony of rented apartment in Spain. It rolled off towards the drainage hole and almost landed on an unsuspecting sunbather on the balcony below.\u201d<\/p> And: \u201cWhen it stopped I shouted for DH who then had to clean the outline of his wife in poo off the wall.\u201d<\/p>","value":" And other memorable poos in inappropriate places\u2026<\/p> One horrifying highlight:<\/p> \u201cWe took DS to a wedding when he was about eight-months-old. 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Pregnancy, The Mumsnet Guide: The Answers to Everything<\/h2>
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有几个小时的空闲吗?走一走toClassicsMumsnet的最好带给我们the last twenty years. From the downright bizarre to threads guaranteed to deliver all the feels, here are our favourites.
1.“没有人告诉我我看起来像一个真正的海怪吗？”
由于许多原因，锁定生活可能很难 - 但是大多数人都在努力：Zoom Call迫使她意识到自己的内在（/外部）Ursula。其他用户很快聚集在一起分享他们的视频电话Doppelgangers。亮点包括 - 以啮齿动物为主题的奇怪 - “我看起来像剃光的痣”和“我的声音像氦气的西乡村老鼠一样回到我身边”。线程一定可以治愈您的工作中的困境。
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2. “DS1 has made a large clay cock”
The time a Mumsnet user's son sculpted a large clay cock and balls and she (understandably) didn't quite know what to say. “I just kept gazing at it in horror and blurting 'LOVELY darling, you are SO clever'.” Yes, that is an actual photo.
3. “My DP has started making pirate noises during sex”
A well-known Mumsnet user changed her name to confess that her beloved had started making pirate noises when he, er, brought his vessel successfully into port. “He has begun to put on a strange voice during sex – for example, 'Arr matey,' in the style of that weird sea captain from The Simpsons. The other one is 'Arr, the ship's a-dockin,' and 'My lighthouse is tingling'.” Right. “He is not a sailor btw, and has no connection to seafaring folk.
4. “Pink, pink, pink! Peter is PINK!”
不过，这并不是所有的海盗性行为和不幸的孩子雕塑。一些最令人惊奇的线程来自妈妈用户在数字遇到麻烦时表现出的非常真正的关心。惊人的粉红色彼得不是妈妈的用户，但他的妻子过去曾经是。挂在一台机器上，使他活着763天，他终于得到了他需要的心脏移植。Mumsnet用户在每一步中都与他们在一起，提供支持，并且在《镜报》上发表了一篇文章后，在短短六天内打了一个惊人的25,000个新器官捐赠者。
5. Mumsnet狂想曲
Sometimes, we write songs. Apologies to Freddie Mercury. And, you know, all the musics.
Here's a preview: I see a little silhouetto of a brat Scaramouch Scaramouch will you drink your bl**dy tango Tikkabilla's frightening Very, very frightening See Wacky Warehouse…Wacky WarehouseWacky Warehouse, take me there Bala-mo-ry would you like to go?! (like to go?) Bala-mo-ry would you like to know?! (like to know?)…
You canread the full lyricsif you're so inclined.
6. “He's eaten a fat ball”
一个现在？啊，冬天，孩子们为鸟类制作的那些种子和羊脂球。这个用户的愚蠢，将他们留在冰箱里，真的，一个饥饿的丈夫放松了。显然，他认为这是一个工匠苏格兰鸡蛋。“他向我抱怨，这有点油腻，”这位骄傲/恶心的妻子报道说。
7.“亲爱的，我吃了仓鼠”
“I wouldn't have done it if it hadn't escaped from its cage and fallen in the stew.” RIP little hamster, what a way to go. (Animal lovers, don't fret: it可能开玩笑）。
It also features the statement: “Hamsters don't dissolve, you're confusing them with aspirin”, which, as one Mumsnetter mused: “Might be one of the finest quotes ever to come out of Mumsnet.”
8. “AIBU to throw my bowl of pear across the kitchen?”
婴儿的心态对穆斯奈特的流行会产生什么谈话主题，在“如果我三岁的孩子可以进入Aibu……”中的一个用户沉思。“今天早些时候，我要求母亲停止她在做什么，立即给我梨。她问我是要切割梨还是整个梨。我回答“切了”，一个女人的屁股割了我的梨！我愤怒地无言以对。”
9. “The perfect cube of poo”
And other memorable poos in inappropriate places…
一个恐怖的亮点：
“我们大约八个月大的时候就参加了DS参加婚礼。在他第一次味道西兰花之后不久，新娘将他抱在其中一张照片（她喜欢自己是一个温柔的灵魂的想法），他用我闻到的最驱蚊剂充满了尿布。尽管他没有得到任何东西，但她一天的余下时间都淡淡的便便。”
Also see: “Naked 13-month-old on balcony of rented apartment in Spain. It rolled off towards the drainage hole and almost landed on an unsuspecting sunbather on the balcony below.”
和：“当它停止时，我为DH大喊，后者不得不在墙上的便便中清理妻子的轮廓。”
10.“有什么建议照顾依赖毒品的婴儿吗？”
穆斯奈特（Mumsnet）上有很多很棒的人（我们想思考） - 例如，已故的Earthmotherimnot，他养育了一个很小的婴儿，他患有戒毒，同时也应对自己的大量健康问题。她勇敢地看到孩子与一个喜悦的家庭一起开心收养。
11. “There have been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83 hours”
有时，成为妈妈意味着对邻居的宣传和行为进行24小时的监视。有时只是繁殖，而没有。“有两个人在我家外面的一辆汽车上坐了83小时。可能更长。”然后它变得闷热。然后他们点了披萨。奇怪的。
12.“一块盘子从厕所的后部掉下来”
Other times, it's support that's required. Like when trying to rescue a child-made plate that has fallen down the back of the loo. 'Booble plate', truly, was the thread that had everything: tension, a satisfying narrative arc, tears, Domestos bleach and bent wire hangers.
13. "The sinister Easter bonnet"
A frazzled Mumsnet user made an Easter bonnet for her fox-loving son. Upon completion, she worried that the finished article was a little, well… sinister. She turned to Mumsnet for reassurance, and received it in spades. “The look of evil on the fox's face is the stuff of nightmares. Will blow the other insipid offerings out of the water.”
14. “There is a tiny elderly Korean lady in my garden and I want to go out”
一位EKL（韩国老年女士）将自己停在OP的花园中，而儿子则拆除了一个避暑别墅，然后赢得了所有人的心。一位用户说：“这是我在Mumsnet上读过的最奇怪，最甜蜜的线程。”
15.“你灌篮你的阴茎吗？”
And finally… there was the one about the penis beaker. Love it or hate it, you all read it. Don't even try to pretend you didn't.
被监护人，BuzzFeed和电报等人所覆盖，该线程在全国范围内引起了轰动，因为该网站努力应对交通重量，只能与学后的高峰时段相提并论。
Users flooded to the board to tell the OP that, no, their partner did not dunk his penis in a beaker of water after sex. It featured gems like: “That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, and he plunges his knob into a bucket”, and: “Does your partner say 'I'm feeling fruity tonight, darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER'?!” Also: “My ex would've only needed an egg cup :)”. Yowza.
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